Stone Siblings Because Allen Means Stone
For the misfit, the one who just does not fit in, and probably does not want to. We are the rejects of the world, the ones stomped on, the ones GOD loves to use the most, because, my friends, empathy is earned.
Wednesday, July 21, 2021
BAIT AND SWITCH
This is a post from a previous blog written in 2017. I have since deleted that
blog, but it's going in my book.
I’m not an octomom anymore, I’m a chartered
bus driver for my kiddo’s, only I don’t get paid. I could say I’m an Uber
driver, but I don’t get Internet orders, just text ones. If I’m not picking one
up at her Dad’s and bringing her to work, then going back a few hours later to
transport her back to her Dad's, fetching her from her tennis matches, then I’m
picking another one up from choir practice, or play practice, or bringing one
of the three younger ones to either a friend’s house, girl scouts, or cub
scouts. Basically, I schlep kids around.
The only tips I get is an occasional bowl of
ice cream cake fetched for me. When my children were little, it was an endless
eternity of butt-wiping, nose cleaning, consoling, arbitrating, dishes,
sweeping, vacuuming, all while homeschooling, nursing an infant or toddler
and/or while pregnant. The only thing I stayed clear of was, of course, vomit.
That was their Dad’s job.
One dreadful evening, my poor number four had
the worst of the stomach bugs that plagued the house, imposing itself on all my
kiddo’s. My husband was working, my darling daughter was maybe fourteen or so.
I was trapped. The poor dear was wretching so bad, she could barely take a
breath in between the projectile spouts of her stomach contents. I didn’t know
what to do. I did what any good mother who couldn’t be near vomit would do.
There I was, practically crying for her, about seven steps down in the
stairwell, yelling up to her, “Honey, are you okay? Can you breathe?”
She tried to let me know she was still alive
in between wretching and breathing. I tried to let her know that I would stand
by her, except several feet away, maybe even several steps down the
stairwell. “Sweetie, I’d be there holding that beautiful thick head
of shimmering chocolate brown hair back for you, but if I did, I’d be vomiting all
over it with you!”
The poor dear, in between wretches tried to say,
“That’s okay, Mom, I know.”
My oldest is twenty-nine, the next one is
near twenty-five, number three just became legal at twenty-one, number four is about to hit eighteen, the following are what I call the bottom four, fifteen,
twelve, ten, and eight. They are extremely independent now and can vomit on
their own without their mama. They are on clean-up by themselves, also. They
close the door when they get sick so I don’t have to hear or smell it, and I
just yell from my bedroom, under my covers, “Are you okay?” They assure me they
are. Many times, they’ll get up in the middle of the night, do it, and somehow
manage to not even wake me. Occasionally, they’ll mention it delicately to me
the next morning when they ask if they can stay home from school. They even
clean their own mess if they don’t make it to the bathroom, including washing
their sheets.
I used to work full-time at a pharmacy, but
my now important role as their Uber driver was getting in the way of my writing
and studying. Something had to go, and it wasn’t going to be my gift, or my
kids, so, I turned in my name tag, hugged all my regular customers goodbye, and
I’m now a part-time Uber driver for my kids and a full-time writer/Bible
student, just waiting for the LORD to decide it’s time to go on the road for
Him, as opposed to just for my kiddo’s.
My kiddo’s are extroverts, thriving in
school, getting straight A’s the older ones, all “4’s” the younger ones, and
funny as all get-out. They got their flair and funny from me. Their dad is
extremely generous when it comes to child support, but that’s about it. He
stays as far as way as he can. He tells
people that the only reason he dated me of all the girls in our college group
was because I was the only one who didn’t want children. I think they call that bait and switch. He’s happy as a lark, living as a hermit, his
dream come true. I do all the parenting, he is our fiduciary!
I consider my life quite idyllic now. I get
to do all that I love to do, read, write and study. My kiddo’s had to learn to
cook for themselves when I worked full-time, and I’m not about to change that,
now that I have a good thing going. They’ve been doing their own laundry since
they were tall enough to reach the knobs on the machines. I got tired of
rewashing their clean clothes in their hampers or finding all my hard work
strewn across the floors of their rooms, so I learned early to let them do
their own. My job besides being their personal chauffeur is to always be
available when they want to tell me what happened at school, the latest
cafeteria gossip or squabble, look at their artwork, laugh at their snap-chats,
or advise them on righteous living with lots of love and grace sprinkled in for
good measure. We sing and dance together in my room, we laugh and are the best
of mom and kid buddies that we can be, when I’m not taking away their devices
for some infraction or infringement, like sneaking this or that. They always
get caught, they should know by now that God is watching them all the time, and
He finds a way to let me know when they are doing what kids do, try to get away
with as much as they can, before they lose their device for a week or so.
How I ever managed when I had seven in
the house at one time, plus a husband and four cats is simply beyond me, but
compared to then, I’m living a dream life, now. So, am I extremely contented
and happy beyond all imagination? Heck no, there is that one little thing that
I simply must do before I leave this planet, and that is, to change the world.
It’s a small task, a small dream, but I serve a BIG God, so if He ordained it,
put the dream in my heart, stuck me in the refiner’s fire with the heat turned
up seven times the normal, crushed me, humbled me to the point of horrifying
embarrassment, I suppose He can use me as a vessel to change the world,
right? What is it the Bible says, faith as small as a mustard
seed.
So, what’s the point of this particular entry
in this blog? Simply, I’m here to tell you that you can live in the valley of
the shadow of death for nearly three decades, drown in a sea of tears and despair,
call out to our God daily, stay the heck away from vomit, and eventually, God
will put you out there and fulfill the purpose for you He had ordained since
before the creation of the world, you just have to do one little four-letter
word,
W-A-I-T.
It will come, in God’s time, in God’s way, and
there is not one thing you can do to speed it up, unless you want to make a
complete fool of yourself. Been there, done that. I think I’ll wait!
Are you mad at God?
My former best friend of over twenty-seven years would continue to say to me, “Kristina, how can you be mad at God. Stop, I’m afraid for you.” She was the dearest woman in my life, and never were there two more opposite sisters who weren’t related by blood, but by Christ. We met in Massachusetts the very first year I became a born-again Christian and became very close. Less than one year later, in 1991, we took this picture, assuming it would be our last Sunday together. She left MA to begin a new life in Kentucky a few days later. Little did I know, three years later, the Lord would be moving my family less than one-half mile away.
We grew up in completely different environments. She grew up in a
loving home with Christian parents, going to church every Sunday, hearing and
learning all the wonderful Biblical stories. She has treasured memories of
church camps, youth group meetings, and feeling loved by Jesus. She says
she always felt like the different one in her family, the black sheep, as some
would call it. That is the ONLY thing we have in common. She felt that
she was the “rebellious” one, and I felt like I was the tender one, picked on,
the vulnerable walking target. I grew up in a cold, hard, “survival of the
fittest" environment with two parents who hated each other. Their
divorce was so nasty, that if they were presidents of different countries, they
would have annihilated each other, and their citizens, us their
children. Did they do it on purpose? Of course not, my parents did
the best they could with what they knew, with what they grew up with
themselves. Neither of them grew up in a Godly home. Their parents
did not grow up in a Godly home, and so on and so on.
My best friend was taught the fear of God, a properly balanced
reverence for God. I was taught to rebel against authority, because authority
was oppressive. My mother blamed my father for everything that went wrong, even
if he had nothing to do with it. If the toilet backed up, it was his fault,
even if he hadn’t lived in the home in three years, it was still his fault. So,
imagine growing up hearing that, what’s a girl to do, but to blame her Heavenly
father for everything that has gone wrong? The first twenty-one years of my
life, as a born-again, forgiven sinner, I spent angry at God. The
stuff just kept hitting the fan, no matter how hard I tried to be a “good”
Christian. All the bad stuff was the Sovereign God’s fault, my
husband’s stroke, our living at the below the poverty level, losing our
daughter to estrangement in a bitter dispute, her staying away five years, the
over-taxing burden of trying to raise eight children. I mean after all, I had
them for Him, or so I thought. I gave my heart, soul, and life and all my
endeavors in dedication to God, yet I lived in oppression for almost three
decades. What did our loving patient Father do? He let me get more and more
angry until I walked away.
So, did I have a right to be angry at God? Some would say
yes, and some like my girlfriend would say no. What does God
say? I think He best answers that question through the greatest king
who ever lived, the man known as “the man after God’s own heart,” David.
I cry aloud to the
Lord; I lift up my voice to the LORD for mercy. I pour out before him my
complaint; before him I tell of my trouble. When my spirit grows faint within
me, it is you who watch over my way. Psalm 142: 1-3
David spent thirteen years, give or take, running from a mad king
who grew more insane by the year. Get this, an entire army for thirteen years
could not find one man and execute him. Why? Because he was God’s man. Believe
me when I say this, unless God is finished with the plan He has for your life,
you are immortal for the time being, and no one can take you out of this world,
until the will of God has been completed. Not only are you immortal, so to
speak, but if the Lord planned it, the Lord will accomplish what He knows you
will do. You can’t mess it up so bad as to not get the work done. He will
complete it in you, regardless of where you are right now in life, walking with
God, or still angry at God. If He planned to use you to further His Kingdom, He
is going to use you, mark my words, rather, mark His words!
So, hypothetically, I’m David, I’m in the cave of Adullam, I’m tired, I’m worn from running from the crazy king. I was anointed the next king over Israel by the last great judge and prophet, Samuel. I’ve been promised riches, blessings, a throne, respect, a kingdom and peace, and I’ve been living with rag-tag soldiers, four hundred of them, by this time, all looking to me for guidance, and all I can think is “Oh, for Pete’s sake, Lord, when is this going to end? Is it going to end? Where are your promises? Are they coming at all? Did you really promise them? Was Samuel as deluded as King Saul?”
God’s answer to David did finally come, and it wasn’t until
hundreds of years later. This prophecy was written about the future coming
King, Jesus, but it could very well have pertained to David, also.
Are you hiding in a cave? Do you think all your work has been done in vain? Could you also be that servant spoken of in Isaiah 49? Does God understand our frustration? Does God understand our hurt and confusion? The unequivocal answer is YES!
“The I AM understands.”
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